The Shortgrass Rangers, following in the tradition of the "WHITE SQUIRREL" for a clean match, have instituted the "Black Squirrel" award for the ugliest trainwreck of the day - voted by fellow shooters. It may be interesting, but is it a reward or a penalty?
SQUIRREL #1 - Awarded to Goose Terwillligher for managing to shoot his own hat in a shotgun double tap. He was clean, the hat was not.
SQUIRREL #2 - Awarded to Dorado for 2 straight matches losing the White Squirrel on the last stage, last gun
SQUIRREL #3 -Awarded to Shameless Womanizer for a magnificant blackpowder double that bucked enough to cause an impressive laceration. Big Paul was rocked!
SQUIRREL #4 - Awarded to dapper Cabrito Joe for a trainwreck so ugly, it won't be described here. Apparently classy clothes do not always make the shooter.
SQUIRREL #5 - Awared tp Capt. Allyn Capron for an unbelievable, on the clock, dissambley , repair and reassembley of his rifle to avoid a miss AT LANDRUN. Wow!
SQUIRREL #6 Awarded to Redleg Reilly for an amazing display of cylinder spinning, thumbilitis and a stuborn failure to recognize a bad primer.
SQUIRREL #7 Awared to Texita Draw for New Years' self destruciton that was legendary. Will he ever be the same.
SQUIRREL #8 Awared to Hebe Missing for a Grand Slam Disaster 6 misses, a procedural and and minor safety. Wow!
SQUIRREL #9 Awarded to 3 Fingers Mike for a stage DQ and something about trying to load empty shotgun shells into his shotgun on the clock.
SQUIRREL #10 Awarded to Razorback for an amazing inadverdent pistol twirling exibition that ended his day.
SQUIRREL #11 Awarded to Goose for unbelievable inconsistency and just plain awful shooting.
SQUIRREL #12 Awarded to Kiamichi Queen for unrequited loss of a classic white squirrel on the last stage